Changed Just enough so I won't get sued...it's..... RUBY SUPER SILLY #2! WIMPY OLD LAND! Based on an idea by: Ken "The only guy who probably won't kill me for ripping him off" Penders! With no help from: Barry Grossman: Cuz you can't color a story! Patrick Spaziante, A.K.A. Spaz, A.K.A. The Spaz-man, A.K.A. John Doe #12 Microsoft Special Thanks to: The Teachers of America Hormel Foods Inc. Apple And your friends and mine at Sega -------------- Story stolen by: Ruby "I like those odds" Echidna -------------- And now... -------------- The lines make it look important huh? -------------- Wheee! I could do this all day! -------------- I s'pose I should start now, huh? Okay.... -------------- Ahem.... The setting: Just outside Robot-World-Land, former home of Robuttnik.....before he exploded or something... Tonic the Hedgehog, along with the Freedom Fighters, Sony, Rumor, Tales, Aunt Twan, Hunnie, and St. Jerk, are about to make their way into the center of their former home, and see what they can take before the county can get to it and haul most of the stuff off... Tonic: Just a little further everyone, we're almost there.. Sony: Okay everyone, don't be shocked by what we're about to....AAAAAAAAAGH!! Hunnie: Mah Stars! Aunt Twan: Alors! Tales: Burp! St. Jerk: Have some manners there Tales! Tales: Sorry, scuse me... Tonic: I don't believe it.....it's....it's......the cheesiest..... Indeed the situation looked cheesy, mostly because Robot-World-Land had been transmogrified into a metropolis made of cheese!! Tonic got out a cracker and dipped it into one of the cheddar-fied walls. Tonic: Hmmm... Tales: Is it good, Tonic? Tonic: Well...I could go for some orange soda....other than that, it's pretty tasty. Suddenly, Nestle' the Cat, along with Sony's trainees, Guthrie the Green Armadillo type thing, Dial-In the Porcupine, Calliope the Platypus, and Spamlin the Other White Meat....err....Pig. Sony: What the?! Where did you come from? Nestle' and the trainees: I'unno.... Sony: Oh...well...you might as well trail along then too....Hey Nestle', are you going to become the first character in this comic's history to wear something different? Nestle': No....I wear this all the time. Sony: Huh? Last I saw, you were wearing a red top, red boots, and a blue bandana. Nestle': No....I always wear this. Sony: But... Nestle': I ALWAYS WEAR THIS OUTFIT!....... Sony:.......uhhh....right! Ha! How could I have been so foolish, uhh...sure, and it looks good on you really! Eheh.....heh..... St. Jerk: Hey look what I caught! St. Jerk comes in, with Snooty, Robuttnik's toady, strung upside-down on a fishing line. St. Jerk: For an extra $5 I'll skin and clean him! Sony: Drat! All I got is a 50....can you break that? St. Jerk: Nah....well....I'll just send him off to the Devil's Hot Spa minimum security prison then... Sony: Well....okay. Tonic, Sony, and Tales make their way to a room Sony seems to recognize. Sony: Oh Tonic.....how I've missed being home.....sniff.... Sony leans on a gouda wall, and sinks into it, sobbing. Tonic: Come on Tales, let's go try to find some orange soda and a cracker big enough to fish Sony out of that wall with... Tonic and Tales head back downstairs, where St. Jerk requests Tonic's company. St. Jerk: Is Sony okay? Tonic: She just needs some time... St. Jerk: Is she crying? Tonic: Yeah... St. Jerk: Did she sink into the wall? Tonic: Yeah...hey.....why am I talking to you? St. Jerk: I have no idea...let's fight!!!! They fight for about an hour, then are interrupted by cries for help. Tonic: Whoa! Someone needs help! Tonic and St. Jerk rush over to a small room. Tales joins them. Calliope points out Guthrie stuck under a pound of provolone. Tonic: Hang on Guthrie! I'll save ya! Tonic goes into a Tonic-spin, but has a bit of trouble. Tonic: Must.........cut the cheese!!!! Tales: Ya gotta admit it St. Jerk, no one cuts the cheese like Tonic! Tonic gets too exhausted and decides to stop. Tonic: Whew! That's some workout! Suddenly, a roboticized polar bear lifts the cheese away from Guthrie! Tonic: Scrapyard! You've been botted too? Scrapyard drops the cheese on Guthrie again Guthrie:Ow..... Scrapyard: Now ya see, there's a funny story behind my roboticization. Long story short, I was once running around this Robot-World-Land, which I had no idea was Robot-World-Land at the time....well just as I was saying to my aunt.... Another pair of robots appears from the darkness Burny: Tonic? Is that really you dear? Jewels: Son...don't you recognize us? Tonic: Huh!?! Unc said you were dead! sniff.... Sega Rep: Tonic....you know not to do that..... Tonic: Awww %#$@! Sega Rep: Hey! You just swore! Hmmmm.....kids think swearing is cool......Well, carry on.. Tonic: I need some breathing room....ex-excuse me.... Burny: Go with him Tales...and take him this bottle of orange soda please.... Tales: Yes Ma'am....Tonic! Wait up! Tales finally catches up with Tonic who is looking down at Robot-World-Land from atop a cliff. Tonic: Heya Tales.... Tales: I....I brought you some orange soda, Tonic....your mom said to. Tonic: Thanks little bud...you know, as I look down at Robot-World-Land....this horrid, horrid land now made of cheese....I wonder if Sony is still stuck in that wall....oh, and I guess Unc was just trying to protect me or something.....you know how weird he can be..... Tales: Yeah....I was there when we pulled him out of the well, remember? Tonic: Ohh...yes.....hmm.....well, we'd better get down there, see if there's anything else we can do. Tonic and Tales head back to camp where everyone has gathered. Sony: Tonic, your parents think it would be best if the roboticized Jewels: Uhhh...we prefer to be called "fur-impaired" Sony... Sony: uhm...right....they think it would be best if the fur-impaired were to create their own civilization elsewhere. Hunnie: But what of me Sony? Ah'm part robo...er...fur-impaired... Sony: We think it would be best if your organic parts stayed here, and your robotic parts went with Tonic's parents. Hunnie: Well...okay.. Tonic turned to Tales. Tonic: Let's go paint that Welcome to Robot-World-Land sign! Tales: Cool! Sega Rep: Graffitti.....welllll....that's something kids think is cool.....go for it Tonic! All: Yaaay! Yet, there is something wrong elsewhere... Guthrie:.....Hello?..........is anyone there?.........help?.. THE END.