Methinks I've Had One Too Many Jolly Ranchers...

Ever had one of those days where you're feeling really productive and absolutely every idea you get is funny and clever?

This hasn't been one of them. Just so you know.

Character Themes for that, ahaha, Alternate Xenogears Soundtrack

Fei: "Insane in the Brain"

Elly: "Save Tonight"

Citan: "Everybody's Free"

Bart: "I Fought the Law (And the Law Won)"

Billy: "Losing my Religion"

Maria: "Don't Call Me Daughter"

Emeralda: "I'm an Adult Now"

Sigurd: "Heterosexual Man"

Jessie: "Alcohol"

Bishop Stone/Stein: "I Used to Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her)

Ramsus: "Loser"
Personally, I think the silly twit should have been listening to "She Ain't Pretty (She Just Looks That Way"). Speaking of the Goddess of Skank...

Miang: "I'm Every Woman"

The Elements: "Shiny Happy People"

Id: "Sympathy For the Devil"

Krelian: "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"

The Captain of the Thames: Pretty much anything by Great Big Sea.

Joe: "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)"

... And Then There's the Bumper Stickers

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it."

"Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock."
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier."

"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."
"You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever."

"Keep honking...I'm reloading."

"Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home."
"Honk if you've never seen a shotgun fired from a moving car."

"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. "

"Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning"

"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die."
"Guns don't kill people... but they make it real easy."
"Hug your kids at home and belt them in the car."
"Dear God... Protect me from your followers."

"Have you flogged your crew today?"
"Beatings will continue until morale improves."
"There's too much blood in my alcohol system."

"Cruel, nasty, neurotic, paranoid, antisocial, but basically happy."
"Revenge is a dish best served with a side of obsession and a nice tall glass of spite."

"If ignorance is bliss, then you must be orgasmic."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"Everyone has a right to act stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege."

"Life's a bitch and so am I."

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."

"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."

"I brake just for the hell of it."

"Biology grows on you."

"Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them."

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

Save the Whales - collect the whole set!